- First student: "The innocent sleep that knits up the ravelled sleeve of care..."
- Second student: Wow, what's that from?
- First student: Shakespeare, but I don't know which one.
- Second student: William, probably.
james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus turning into a fucking werewolf
[likes a character] [character gets killed off]
if there’s a prize for rotten judgement
Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???
Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.
Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”
we use names